that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. *gagged reader glares* What's that? Megan has hair. as many times as possible before you splattered your brains on the rocks, all the while listening to a soundtrack that is similar to a dying ceiling fan. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. There is a world where you are a faerie. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. I'm back. They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. But, what would be the fun in that? I usually have less than 30 minutes. This has been a public service announcment. Look how long this has gotten. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. Are you tired. "a pokemon game. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. Please read our disclosure for more info. But people buy name brands. I rule the Internet! So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. My dadwas on this site. I see. i broke the world record. I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. Python | I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. I think. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. Especially since I don't have viewers. This is because she memorizes the questions. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. No? (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Hmmmmgood question. I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. Why, you ask? Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. I'm back. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). Yes. Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. But everything else I've said so far is true. It didn't. Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. It's like this. You must be pretty bored, too. The boat sailed on . Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? That's right! But true. That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. Hmmmmintersting. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! How could you? I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. I don't think there actually are any. Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. It's just a matter of degree. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. 189,819 Letters Yes, that number is correct. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? That's why I like fast-food salt. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. What line of buisness, do you ask? Back to the present. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. Far away. Today was Halloween. You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. My calculator is nifty. That dirty little rat. Good. i'm back. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. Advertisement. It's the same concept. Okay, fire is loud. Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. I am writing to let you know that I have received an email from {name of recipient}. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" And then the quality will rise. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? His syntax has a way of weaving itself into the unconscious, emerging as fair to middling imitation. See, very weird. Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? I accidently cut it with scizzors. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. I'm leavin', for now. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. HOW, I ask you!? Like a muffin. Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". She also is the goddess of red jello. If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". and " You think Jenny's weird? She didn't know. What an eccentric idea! Just how much time do they have on their hands. aSk anybody. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. Anyway, seeya! Now I'm back. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. there were bugs. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! "lower the quality"? *sniffle* Why must this be? I don't think. Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! Maybe. 17 min ago 46 min ago According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! As long as the bear blends in, you know? Everything is fine. The movie ends with him in a coma. End of story. I hate Math. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? I don't think I have any conspiracy theoriesexcept pop-ups/pop-unders. World's largest sentence.

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